Home Alone's 'Wet Bandits' are medical MIRACLES! Doctor reveals how Kevin's booby traps would have proved fatal in the real world

Home Alone's villainous burglars are truly on-screen Christmas miracles, a doctor reveals.

Adam Taylor, a professor of anatomy at Lancaster University, calls the Wet Bandits 'medical impossibilities' for their ability to survive a barrage of brutal attacks. 

In the real world, the booby traps set by Kevin McCallister (played by Macaulay Culkin) would cause catastrophic neck injury, brain herniation, coma and death.

But the fact the two villains Harry (Joe Pesci) and Marv (Daniel Stern) get up and carry on 'without lasting injuries' is beyond the realm of reality. 

'In short, Harry and Marv are walking medical impossibilities,' Professor Taylor says in a new piece for The Conversation. 

'Even if they appeared outwardly fine, the internal damage would probably be devastating.' 

The first two Home Alone films are widely considered among the most heartwarming of festive films – despite featuring scene after scene of brutal violence.

Harry and Marv endure countless assaults from paint cans, falling bricks, exploding toilets, electric wires and Kevin's homemade flamethrower. 

In the two films, the villains are electrocuted, crushed by a shelf of paints, thrown onto the roof of a car, and burned on a scalding hot doorknob.

They're also ambushed with metal tools, fired at with stapes at close range, and set alight with a flamethrower (which caused Pesci serious burns).

Perhaps most shockingly, in the second film Marv is hit in the face four times with bricks thrown by Kevin from the roof of a building. 

Instead of being knocked out cold, Marv writhes on the ground like a snake and emits a series of high-pitched squeaks before eventually getting to his feet. 

According to Professor Taylor, such assaults 'involve levels of force that would be catastrophic in real life' and 'are not things a human body can simply shrug off'. 

The academic takes one booby trap as an example – where Marv gets hit in the head by a 100lb (45kg) bag of cement connected to a rope. 

'A rough calculation of the forces involved when a 100lb bag of cement strikes the head suggests instant fatal injury,' he said. 

'The neck simply cannot absorb that level of force.' 

Blows to the head from the likes of bricks and bags of cement also risk brain herniation, where swollen brain tissue is forced into spaces it does not belong. 

'This can compress areas that control breathing and movement, often leading to coma and death,' the expert adds. 

But head injuries are only part of the problem, as many of Kevin’s traps would place 'enormous stress on the chest and major blood vessels'. 

'Falling forward from a height, being crushed by heavy objects, or being struck in the torso can cause severe internal injuries,' he said. 

'These forces are commonly seen in high-speed, head-on car crashes. 

'In extreme cases, the impact can rupture the aorta, the body’s main artery, which is almost always fatal.' 

Being crushed by a shelf of tins full of paint, for example, could result in 'serious internal injury', while paint in the eyes can cause chemical burns and blindness.

Piercing injuries also feature such as a nail through Marv's foot, which can damage nerves and soft tissues, fracture bones, and introduce bacteria deep into the wound, raising the risk of serious and life-threatening infection, including tetanus.  

Arguably, the pain inflicted on the duo in the second film 'Home Alone 2: Lost in New York' are even more sadistic than the original film – such as electrocution. 

When Marv grabs taps attached to an arc welder, he is exposed to electrical current that causes his muscles to contract uncontrollably.

Again, the fact we see his skeleton is a cartoon-inspired touch that's not based in reality (electricity does not make the skeleton visible as there is no X-ray radiation).

Overall, surviving Kevin's festive booby traps would require 'extraordinary luck, immediate trauma care, and months of rehabilitation', according to Professor Taylor. 

'Perhaps those lingering injuries explain why the Wet Bandits never made it back for another sequel,' he said.